Orphan jokes
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Who needs parents to be great?
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.