Orphan Jokes

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

Are all orphans home-a-phobic?

Why are orphans so scared of the dark?

The dad can't check the closet for them.

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

The "f" in orphan is for family.

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

you.

Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?

Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.