Orphan jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...