Orphan Jokes

Are all orphans homeaphobic?

why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground

The f in orphan is for family

Why do orphans play tennis because that's the only thing they loved

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Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich