Orphan

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Monkey

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

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    • Difference

    What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

    Dad

    Why are orphans so scared of the dark?

    The dad can't check the closet for them.

    Difference

    What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

    A snake has a home to go to underground.

    Bar

    Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?

    Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.

    Bike

    Why can’t orphans ride bikes?

    Because they don’t have parent supervision.

    Mom

    Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

    Parent

    Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.

    Crush

    My mom is a chemistry teacher.

    Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.

    Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!