i love telling jokes about orphans. i mean what are they going to do about it tell their parents?
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
Why can’t an orphan be gay because they have no one to call daddy
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho
Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
What did the Teacher say the the orphan
I am calling your parents
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents