Orphan jokes
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.