What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
