Orphan jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.