Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Orphans are lonely.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.