Orphan jokes
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
789.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.