Orphan jokes
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
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Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.