Orphan jokes
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.