Orphan jokes
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.