Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."