Orphan jokes
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.