Orphan Jokes

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Why does the orphan do robberies?

Because he wants to be wanted.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.