Orphan jokes
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*