Orphan jokes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.