Orphan jokes
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!