Orphan jokes
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"