Orphan jokes
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"