Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Orphan Jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
