If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
