Orphan jokes
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.