Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.