Orphan jokes
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!