Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Mom

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

Movie

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Baseball

Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?

They kept yelling, "Go home!"

Kid

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Day

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Ghost

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Orphanage

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Flip

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

Crime

Why do orphans commit crimes?

It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.

Snack

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

Site

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

Criminal

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

Dad

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!

Parent

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.