Orphan

Orphan jokes

Mom

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

Fast

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Parent

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Ghost

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Orphanage

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Snack

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

Site

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

Criminal

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

Flip

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

Dad

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!

Bullying

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Food

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

Movie

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Character

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

Mom

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?