Orphan jokes
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.