Takeaway jokes

What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?

The orphanage.

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.