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Cannibal

5 years ago

What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?

The orphanage.

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  • Chef

    4 years ago

    I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

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  • Orphan

    5 years ago

    If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?

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