Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
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Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
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What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
UHH, DADDY!
Penis.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.