Orphan jokes
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Penis.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Can someone be my daddy?
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Yo mamma sucks!
No one gives a fuck.