Orphan jokes
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"