Orphan jokes
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Hi 👋
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Ya nan!
Your mama.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"