Orphan jokes
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What can orphans not do in school?
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
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Good luck, Jake.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
UHH, DADDY!