Orphan jokes
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Stfu.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.