Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Stop, orphan joke!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What can orphans not do in school?
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!