Orphan jokes
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."