Orphan jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

Big pp suck sook.

Your mum isn't home.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

Your mom gay.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

im njdjfnjdjdj hello

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

I like chips.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*