Orphan jokes
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Dick.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.