Orphan jokes
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I like chips.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.