Orphan jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is a "dad?"
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
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Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Baby 🍼
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Your mom gay.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊