Orphan jokes
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
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When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
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Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.