Home Page jokes

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.