Orphan jokes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why?
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"