Orphan jokes
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
AIDS?
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.