Orphan jokes
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.