Orphan jokes
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Your mom gay, lol.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.