Orphan jokes
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An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Hi, I'm Bob.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.