Orphan jokes
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.