Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Orphan Jokes
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Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Eshay.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
