Orphan

Orphan jokes

Dollar

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I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

Friend

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I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

Truck

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Movie

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Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

Kid

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Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

Liv

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Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

Baseball Player

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An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."