Orphan jokes
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
I farted how bout u?
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Your mum isn't home.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"