Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphan Jokes
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Kyler, go on this one.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
