Orphan jokes
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!