Orphan jokes
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Ready when you are, KK.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KK or Liv?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Your mama.