Orphan jokes
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!