Orphan

Orphan jokes

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.