Orphan jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Orphan
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"