Orphan jokes
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!