Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!