Orphan jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.