I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
To you, Iron man may seem cool or awesome. But to me, he is pretty ironic.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
+What did bee who interested in philosophy said ? -to bee or not to bee
who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
If you are disabled and a comedian is it called stand down or sit up?
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What are two things you could call a fart?
Gass from the ass or oter from the motor!
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Who will hit the ground first the girl or the apple?I don't know it depends if the girl is emo or not if she is emo the rope will catch her.
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Orphans have 362 days in a year
Bea cause they don’t have a mother or Father’s Day and no birthday
roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or i will come for you
is it just me or do these gays need to leave me alone
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