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Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

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Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?

Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

Why can’t orphans order from Costa?

They need a parent or guardian with them.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?

Hospital or Currys PC World?