Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess? Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?
Pussys and tits have one thing in common they both made for kids but men end up licking them or suckling them
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for you😡😡😜😝
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
Like if you have a dick or u are an orphan
Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*
Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread
What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____
Which way is quicker to die? Noose? or Slitting my throat?
What would you rather be emo or handicapped? Trick question emo is a handycap.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
what do you and Joe Biden have in common
nobody love you or him
