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Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I donโ€™t see whatโ€™s coming up, but I donโ€™t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Would it be wrong of me to yell โ€œJenga!โ€ or โ€œTimber!โ€ while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธFat girlfriend: Nooo, donโ€™t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธFat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐ŸผFat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didnโ€™t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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