Opinion jokes
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
I am awesome, look at me!
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?