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Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

I am awesome, look at me!

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)

Lenard is a joke.

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

Poop is yummy, fuck!

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

Emo people totally suck!

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.