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"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

I am awesome, look at me!

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)

Lenard is a joke.

Delyla is a bitch.

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

Poop is yummy, fuck!

I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

Emo people totally suck!

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.