My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
