Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Man, I hate the government.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
