Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
My favorite joke: My life.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
"Orla Doyle is fit."
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
