I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Cooper is funny.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.