One jokes

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

Why is Jesus in pieces?

Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

It's sad someone has ligma.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.