I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
1+1? Too hard.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
