One jokes

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Why is Jesus in pieces?

Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."