One jokes

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

One day I threw a boomerang...

Now I live in constant fear.

How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.