One jokes

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?

A: "Hit me baby one more time."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.