I'm so confused who is Gwen, the only gwen I can think of is the one from spiderman 😂
Yes you are the one who can get it and what time do I have
fence 1 - was thinking and fence 2 - said are you still on the fence about runing away. Fence 1- said yeah i was thinking of running one the RAILROAD
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
why do lincoln like Ronnie anne she is the only one that calls me lamo.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
why did i give an orphan the iphone X? because it is the first one without a home button.
that one depressed friend
If two feminazis are carpet munchers which one in the lesbian relationship cooks? They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
What’s the difference between a women and a policeman, one of em have rights.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
Have you ever had a friends who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot but he had no imagination...when he masturbated imagines His hand
idk i don’t have one
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
