"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
why does an orphan like home base because he doesnt have one
whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?
Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I'm so confused who is Gwen, the only gwen I can think of is the one from spiderman 😂
Yes you are the one who can get it and what time do I have
fence 1 - was thinking and fence 2 - said are you still on the fence about runing away. Fence 1- said yeah i was thinking of running one the RAILROAD
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
why do lincoln like Ronnie anne she is the only one that calls me lamo.
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Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
why did i give an orphan the iphone X? because it is the first one without a home button.
that one depressed friend
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small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
