Old jokes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.