Old jokes
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
This. Is. Sparta
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.