Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. πππ
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didnβt have the decency to drown her at birth.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this π¬π¨.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sisterβs tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
