Old jokes
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesnβt beat her old primary school one. π
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. πππ
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
I found Jeffrey Epsteinβs diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.