People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
