Ocean jokes
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.