Ocean jokes
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"