Ocean

Ocean Jokes

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.