Ocean Jokes

What comes up on small oceans micro waves

What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

Why do pirates say argh my hardees?

Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.

What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!

How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.

If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)

How did the shark do on his math test?

Jawesome!

what do mermaids wash thier fins with?

Tide

One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!

what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?

I SEA him!

What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic

A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.

Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂