Ocean jokes

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean.

The Titanic is now a resort for fish.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

What do you call male mermaids?

Mer-butlers!

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

What is a dry swimmer?

Not in the water...

Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revoir, GGG

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.

I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.

Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.

Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?

It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!