When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
The W in Africa stands for water.
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
