Ocean jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
Orcas do it best
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!