Ocean jokes
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(