What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
