Ocean

Ocean jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?

First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:

"The canons be ready, Captain!"

"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

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  • Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

    I heard it was because of pier pressure.

    How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

    Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

    Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!

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  • Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

    "It's time to come back." And the boat said,

    "No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

    I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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  • We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.