What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
