Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
