Ocean

Ocean jokes

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.