What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Ocean Jokes
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
