Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy... Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
Cause 7 8 9
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.