Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I'm listening to a song about fish - it's very catchy.
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
