A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy... Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
Cause 7 8 9
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
