Ocean jokes
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.