What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
