Occupation jokes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.