Occupation

Occupation jokes

Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?

Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!