Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
