what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“because they always wanted a daddy”
Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!
A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
There were three babies in a moms stomach. One baby asks, “what do you want to be when you grow up” The other baby answers, “a doctor I want to help people, what about you” “I want to be an engineer, I want to make things, what about you” he asks to the third baby. “I want to be a hunter”. “Why” the other babies ask. “I want to kill the snake that spits on my face”
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
