Occupation jokes
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!