Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. The joke is that yo mama is so ugly that even a mirror, which is supposed to reflect beauty, can't stand to look at her. It broke rather than show her ugly mug. Mirrors don't usually break from looking at someone ugly, because mirrors don't have feelings, you dumbass.
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Yo mama so American that she deported Dora The Explorer.
LiquorAddicts
Yo mama so American that her blood type is red white and blue.
CantGetYouOutOfMyHead
Yo mama so angry that she writes everything in capital letters.
QueenMommy
Yo mama so ashy that she rubbed her arm and made it snow.
KillYourselfHaters
Yo mama so bald that you can see what’s on her mind.
NervousSystems
Yo mama so bald that hairdressers use her head as a mirror.
EhKay
Yo mama so black that she sweats soy sauce.
JumpInTheCadillac
Yo mama so black that when you turn off the lights she disappears.
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Yo mama so chatty that the loudspeakers got jealous.
HumpMyHornyPussy
Yo mama so chatty that the only place she is ever invited is outside l.
FuckMyLife
Yo mama so clumsy she tripped over a wireless network.
DieTonight
Yo mama so cold that she sat in the hot tub and it froze.