What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
