Deluxe jokes

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.