Deluxe jokes
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
