Deluxe jokes
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
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In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
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