Obesity jokes

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

An obese kid farts.

Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure!"

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.