Obesity jokes
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Memes
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.