Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.