Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
