Obesity jokes
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.