Obesity jokes
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!