Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese
what do you call greg in your class? obese
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement? Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Yo mama so fat, when she was a spy she was called double obese
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
