Obesity jokes

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"