Obesity jokes
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.