Obesity jokes
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!