Obesity jokes

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.