Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

How do fat people settle arguments?

By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.