Obesity jokes
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.