Obesity jokes

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.