Obesity jokes

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!