What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.
*A few minutes later*
son: There.
mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?
son: Dad showed me before he died.
mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
