What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Deez nutz!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Nut
Knock knock who’s there dragon deez nuts dragon deez nuts who? DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE
Which type of nut goes to outer space? An astro-nut.
I love my family
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
