Watch Key/Peele "Detective"
I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club
What is a dog 🐕.? An animal 🦓
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. "25 kill streak" 🤣😂
Why did Mr peanut die? His cane snapped.
have you played the game imagine dragons. imagine draging deez nuts
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
What do squirrels eat? Nuts 🥜
I love jokes
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk
What is your favourite time of day
Fuke
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut 🥜
What is a nut 🥜 that says what is your favourite name? A magic nut 🥜
