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What do squirrels eat?

Nuts. 🥜

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

What do squats eat? Numbers.

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How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

What's bad? A nut allergy.

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

What do squirrels and men have in common?

They always want a nut.

What did the squirrel say to the dog?

"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"

Peanut butter 🧈

I love my family

This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.