Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
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How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
What's bad? A nut allergy.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
Peanut butter 🧈?
