Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"
Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk
Do you like Wendy's when dese nuts hit your face
What do you think of your mom I have to go now and tyyyytt
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
What do squirrels eat? Nuts 🥜
What do you think of your mom I can do it yyyy
What do squats eat? Numbers
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How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut 🥜
What is bad? A nut allergy
I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club
Hi I did not get your text I text you when I text you you are not
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡 was the best game I’ve
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
There are nuts in your poop. I found them.
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Peanut butter 🧈
I love my family
This man walks into a bar and says... "how do i get service here." The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.
