Numbers jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo

(Them) I 2 poopoo

(You) I 3 poopoo

(Them) I 4 poopoo

(You) I 5 poopoo

(Them) I 6 poopoo

(You) I 7 poopoo

(Them) I 8 poopoo

And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

"We are Number one."

What's 9 + 10?

21

Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.